Akshay Khanna Ka Oscar Wala Performance!
Dhurandhar movie release hone ke baad, main internet par dekh raha hoon ki log Akshay Khanna ke upar maar rahe hain! Reels bani hain, edits bani hain ki us picture mein kya acting kari thi? But ek aur cheez jo saath mein associate ki hai - "Oscar type aise hi hota hai. Aatish Kapoor ko finally uska Oscar mil gaya!"
Ye dekhkar mujhe itni fascination lag rahi hai ki finally, finally logone ekdam mainstream charo taraf Akshay Khanna ki wahwahi ho rahi hai. Unke talent ko dekha ja raha hai, appreciate kiya ja raha hai, aur ye dekhkar apne ko kaafi accha lag raha hai.
Those Who Knew All Along
Jinhone 2017 ke baad se unke comeback wali movies dekhi hain, they already knew ki "bhai ye actor koi mamule nahi. Seedha Oscar type Oscar wardi." Ajay Devgan ki Drishyam 2 aai thi us time ka tum jaake discussion dekh lo. Log keh rahe hain ki Akshay Khanna ne ek acting kari hai.
Is saal Vicky Kaushal ki lead mein Chhava movie aai thi. Uske andar bhole bahut zyada scenes nahi the lekin jitne bhi the, aankhen khol dene wale. In fact uske tezz mein pehchaan mein nahi aa raha tha bhai ki wo Akshay Khanna hai!
The Tees Maar Khan Connection
But fir mere ko realize hota hai ki log ab Tees Maar Khan ki itni zyada baat kar rahe hain. Uske sare clips kaat ke dikh rahe hain ki bande ne kya acting kari thi, kya performance diya tha us time pe. Aatish Kapoor "Oscar Oscar" wale aisa hi hota hai.
Mere ko realize hua - wait! Main Tees Maar Khan ke upar retro review ek dhadh mahine pehle banane wala tha. Uske liye maine movie poori wapas se dekhi thi. YouTube ke upar free mein available hai. Maine poori script likh rakhi thi bhai ki "acha main ye ye ye bolunga."
Jab main ab wapas revisit kar raha hoon, to maine literally ye lines likhi hui hain ki "ek baar Aatish Kapoor ki entry hui uske baad itna maja aaya. Akshay Khanna bhai ki acting ekdam commit kar jaati hai. Itna zyada commit kar diya ki 15 saal baad logon ko uski samajh aai."
Shit! God damnet ka us time pe video bana diya hota to!
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Why Tees Maar Khan Was Ahead of Its Time
Kya Tees Maar Khan actually a masterpiece thi jisko us time pe logone nahi samjha? Dhakka diya, laaton se maara ki "ye chhi chhi kya bana diya hai"?
Agar tum pichle ek do saalon mein Tees Maar Khan ke kaafi saare edits reels wagherah pe dekh rahe ho, tumko dekhkar bahut zyada maja aa raha hoga ki bhai kya comedy hai! Lekin nahi pata ki jab ye comedy actually release hui thi to usko accha review nahi diya tha.
Bhai main jaake internet pe dekh raha hoon. Un logone ek star, 1.5 star, do star diya hua hai. "Low IQ wala term" chhap diya hai picture ke upar. Haan, ye sab hua tha uske saath 2010 mein.
Rating Par Vishwas Mat Karo
Isliye main do cheezen kehta hoon. Sabse pehla ki rating-waiting par vishwas mat karo. Ek star, do star, teen star, char star, paanch star. Kya hota hai star? Movie jo ki ek art form hai, usey aap ek number se kaise associate kar sakte ho?
Isliye Mocktail Meter is the best meter - seedha opinion based rating le lo ki ya to Skip, Time Pass, Go For It, ya Perfection. Picture dekhkar jo tumhara opinion hai, us opinion mein tum logon se baat karo.
Tum bhi aaj hi Mocktail join karo, link description mein hai kyon!
The Genius of Deliberate Stupidity
Tees Maar Khan ko 2010 mein jaisa treat kiya tha, waisa aaj nahi treatment dekhne milega Mocktail ke upar. Rating kya hai? Iski 55% Go For It aur 13% logone ne Time Pass bhi diya hai.
Ek user Normie2309 keh rahe hain: "I will defend this movie till the day I die. This is genuinely funny and I'm not talking just because of nostalgia. After watching so many times, I believe I got a little bit of perspective to judge comedy and this film's comedy is genuinely smart. It's so deliberately stupid, it's genius."
"Its so deliberately dumb stupid." Jai ho jo gaana aaya tha jisko Oscar mila tha, usko tumne de ho kar diya aur usko leke tum ghus gaye. Wo log baat pe de ho de ho kar rahe hain.
Judge Movies for What They Are
Doosri cheez jo main reviews ko leke kehta hoon na ki aapko har ek movie us perspective se judge karna chahiye ki usko banaya kis liye hai. Tees Maar Khan jaisi movies ko aap Interstellar wala mind leke dekhne jaoge ki "ekdam mere ko to cinema chahiye" to tumhara nazriya hi galat hai.
Iska matlab ye nahi hota ki aaj ke time pe comedy ke naam pe jo high budget "bawaseer" wo log bana rahe hain, wo funny ho gaya. Tum apna dimaag band karke dekhne jaao to movie badhiya hai. Nahi, kyonki dimaag band karne ke baad bhi "its not funny."
Jo main kehne ki koshish kar raha hoon, uska live example agar tumko dekhna hai to do movies back to back dekhna: Tees Maar Khan aur Son of Sardaar 2. Dono mein aapko apna dimaag band karna hai, lekin ek mein aapko kaafi maja aa sakta hai.
The Power of Memes and Social Media
Hum log understand nahi kar sakte reels ne jo aajkal ke short form clips karte hain, popular media ke andar memes jis tarah se chalte hain, wo logon ka perception badal dete hain. Tum ek alag meaning attach kar lete ho us moment se, us scene se.
Herapheri ka ek bahut best example hai. Tumne shayad pehle jab dekha hoga uske chhote-mote scenes gaye, jaise Herapheri mein Baburao ka character kehta hai "kya gunda banega re tu" wo tab tumko shayad utna funny na laga hoga. Lekin ab uske around itna saara context ban chuka hai ki ab jab tum usko dekhoge to "will like" yaha pe hai wo badhiya, notice karoge, appreciate karoge.
Ye impact hota hai memes ka - pop culture mein baar-baar circulate karne se. Aur usne Tees Maar Khan ko definitely help kiya hai.
The Acting That Transcended Cringe
Ek cheez jisko bilkul bhi ignore nahi kiya ja sakta ki is movie ke andar jo actors the, jo director hai, Farah Khan jis type ka material unke saamne hai, usey leke itna ghus jaana, itna zyada commit kar jaana ki agar aap overacting kar rahe ho to itna ghus ke overacting karo ki wo cringe wali valley se paar jaye - "its cringe is good."
Aur wo cheez har ek actor ke performance se feel hoti hai. Katrina ka to famous hai. Main jab wapas se revisit kar raha tha, main dekh ke keh raha tha "yaar tum jab wo act kar rahe ho wahan par jab shot ko cut kaha ja raha hai, tumko nahi realize ho raha ki 'maybe this is too much'."
Jis tarah se wo English action mein ka "garib Hindustani aur khoon paseeni commitment, share commitment" - tumko wo act karne bol do. Abhi karte-karte paseene nikal jaenge. Bhai kitna cringe kar raha hoon main! Lekin wahan 150 logon ke saamne karna. "Ye to French cinema hai. Isko to Oscar milni chahiye!"
Why Tees Maar Khan Is Still Relevant
Movie kitni wacky hai, kitni absurd jaane wali hai. Iske poster se hi samajh mein aata hai - "ye kya pose mara hai?" Hello, haan Akshay sir aaj hai na poster ki shooting hai. Aap aaiye aur aap aise let jaiye. Fir Katrina aapke upar let jaengi.
Ek cheez samajh mein nahi aai ki picture ke starting mein jo baby wala CGI apne ko dikhate hain - "how is it so good?" 15 saal bhi wo aajkal ki kuch movies se kyun better lag raha hai? "French cinema!"
Tumko agar doubt hai na ki wo aajkal ke CGI se better nahi hai to 2022 mein iske kitne saal ho gaye? 12 saal baad ek movie aai thi "Kalk" naam se. Uske andar ek bull wala CGI dala hua hai. Wo jaake dekho bhai!
The Comedy That Was Ahead of Its Time
Picture mein Tees Maar Khan ka title track aata hai. "Its its so catchy!" Shuru mein gag ke naam pe jo cheezen dikhayi hain ki dono bhai judwa hain, chikke hain. Andaza aa jaata hai ki "this is not a serious movie." Aur saath mein kitni zyada racist bhi!
Ismail Sheikh aka Ismail "Coala" - picture ke andar ye literal dialogue hai ki "Smile coale se zyada kaala hai ya coala Smile se zyada kaala." Aur yahan par movie ke definitely points cut hote hain kyonki wo andhere mein smile karke batti jalane wala hai.
Flight wala jo poora scene aata hai jisme wo police ko chakma deke sab kuch chhod leta hai. Usme ek minister ki ladki ka accident suna hai? Main aai like "ye to Katrina se bhi zyada fake hai!"
Sheela ki Jawani gaana play hota hai aur mujhe nostalgia hit gaya bhai ki us time pe Munni Badnaam ke baad ye itna zyada rage mein tha. 2010 mein 13 saal ka badal "Sheela ki Jawani" sun ke jo rage mein tha...
The Meme Culture That Saved Tees Maar Khan
Reels ne jo aajkal ke short form clips karte hain, popular media ke andar memes jis tarah se chalte hain, wo logon ka perception badal dete hain. Tum ek alag meaning attach kar lete ho us moment se, us scene se.
Herapheri ka ek bahut best example hai. Tumne shayad pehle jab dekha hoga uske chhote-mote scenes gaye, jaise Herapheri mein Baburao ka character kehta hai "kya gunda banega re tu" wo tab tumko shayad utna funny na laga hoga. Lekin ab uske around itna saara context ban chuka hai ki ab jab tum usko dekhoge to "will like" yaha pe hai wo badhiya, notice karoge, appreciate karoge.
Ye impact hota hai memes ka - pop culture mein baar-baar circulate karne se. Aur usne Tees Maar Khan ko definitely help kiya hai.
The Legacy of Tees Maar Khan
Log ab realize kar rahe hain ki Tees Maar Khan was a masterpiece. Main to kehta hoon "this is the finest highest film ever made - the French cinema hai!" Isko to Oscar milna chahiye!
Jab main revisit kar raha hoon na to dekhte hi dekhte picture ke 40 minute kahan nikal gaye, mujhe nahi idea laga. "It was so ingrossing, engaging - French cinema!"
Even jo ek gaana aata hai jisme Salman Khan ka cameo aate hain "bhaijaan" aur bhaijaan kya naach hai! Isme Salman Khan ko dance karte hue dekh ke lag raha hai ki "he is enjoying this shit" itna zyada ki wo dekhkar apne ko maja aa raha hai.
Lekin "Man of the Match" ki baat karni padhegi - Akshay Khanna! Short mein jab wo aage hai, peeche hai, side mein hai - jo ekdam hota hai na ki wo "Oscar wali acting" kari. "Maja aa gaya bhai! Its so brain rot!"
Aur pichle 15 saalon mein in logon ka dimaag itna zyada brain rot ho chuka hai ki us time pe society jo apne aap ko yahan maanti thi, wo ab is movie ke level pe aa chuki hai. Ya fir hum log galat the is pure time pe - movie ka level alag tha aur poori society uske level pe aa chuki hai.
The Difference Between Old and New Comedy
Ek interesting cheez maine notice ki - tumko ek bande ka naam batata hoon agar idea nahi hai: Sharish Kundan, jo ki Farah Khan ke husband hain. Is movie ke andar ek character ko gadi thokti hai, wo jhad pe jaake baith jaata hai aur kaafi saare scenes usne jhad pe kiye hain.
Ye dekhkar mere ko realize hua - "Oh! Toh Joker movie jo aai thi uska inspiration yahan se mila tha!" Bhai jis din Akshumar ki Joker movie normalize ho gayi na log usko masterpiece kahne lage, samajh jaana ki "duniya khatam hai."
The Grand Finale
Picture khatam ho gayi. End mein unhone ek poora sequence daala bhai jahan pe movie banane wali Tees Maar Khan ko banane mein jo bhi crew wagherah hai, wo stage pe aate hain aur Oscars lete hain, awards le rahe hain.
Tumko pata bhi hai ye Mr. Sharish Kundan kitni baar stage pe aaye the award lene ke liye? Nahi idea to jaake end wala song direct play karna.
Sabse pehle wo aata hai, do-do award ek saath aaya, do leke gaya. Fir thodi der baad aaya ek baar aur fir ek leke gaya. Fir thodi der baad aata hai ek baar aur fir ek aur leke gaya. Surprisingly, Bhushan Kumar bhi entry maarte hain. T-Series ke malik jinke baad Mr. Sharish Kundar fir aate hain. Fir uske baad ek baar fir aate hain. Fir uske baad fir ek baar aur aate hain.
Total kitne ho gaye? Kyon? Kyonki "jitna main dekh pa raha hoon ki story unhone likhi hai, main bhi shayad screenplay bhi likha hi hoga. Producer wo hain, editor wo hain, music bhi unhone diya hua hai. Aur jab ghar ki murgi hai to do aur aur ek extra le hi leta hoon!"
The Final Verdict
Actually is movie ko dekhkar mujhe ek aur cheez kaafi strongly feel hui ki ye jo purani comedy movies ke reels kathte hain, uske memes bante hain, aaj log unko kaafi acchi memory se yaad karte hain.
Unmein aur aajkal ki comedy movies mein ek kaafi bada difference hai ki pehle ka jo comedy tha, wo kaafi zyada physical tha. Camera move kar raha tha, characters move kar rahe the, wo kuch kar rahe the scene ke andar. Aaj ke time pe sab ek line mein khade ho jaate hain aur ek-ek dialogue maarte hain.
Aur shayad isliye log un purani movies ko aur zyada cherish kar rahe hain. Itne saalon baad unko realize ho raha hai ki "maybe Tees Maar Khan was a masterpiece. Maybe it was ahead of its time."
Main to kehta hoon "this is the finest highest film ever made - the French cinema hai!" Isko to Oscar milna chahiye!
Nahi yaar, but alag ho gayi, lekin dekhne mein maja aaya. Tees Maar Khan dekhne mein kaafi maja aaya. Movie jiske liye banai hui hai, poori ki poori wahi deliver karti hai!
What are your thoughts on Tees Maar Khan? Have you revisited it recently? Let me know in the comments below!